Donna McDonald [Dudette]

Donna McDonald was born in East Swedshon, Indiana to her parents Donnis and Donald. No one in her family has a middle name because they couldn’t think of one. Her father makes stuff out of wood (mediocre) and her mother volunteers at Walgreens for community service. When Donna was born she had a full head of blond hair and a long torso. When she was but 9 months old (no one knows the exact date of her birth), her parents took her to a golf course and she was hit in the temple with a golf ball. Since then she has suffered from jet black hair, minor dysplasia, occasional euphoria, general malaise, acute brain damage and short torso syndrome. At the age of 4 her mother, Donnis, knowing that Donna would not have it easy in the world of Swedshon, Indiana, taught Donna the art of gossip. In between bouts of catatonia, Donna has excelled in gossip and holds the torch for having the most rumored information in all of the Greater Swedshon region.

She has never french kissed but often fantasizes about Lance MaGirk during tee-ball practice. One time she kissed her pet lizard. Donna’s favorite food is McDonald’s, she dreams of meeting the Hamburgler (she’s in his fanclub) and she truly enjoys mall. Sometimes when she’s hanging out with the dudettes she will yell “MALL”. They often ignore her. Donna’s hair has not grown since she was eight and she’d like to keep it that way. Donna dislikes class, jazz, chocolate peeps (though she likes the other flavors) and growling. You can often find her leaning against her locker. She dreams of going to mall.

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