Mrs. Webster [Deb's Mom]

Mrs. Webster was born Bess W. Kettle in Peenan, Indiana 41 years ago. At 27, she married Les Webster at the local beeraria in sensible skin-colored pumps. Six months later, beet-colored Deb arrived. Mrs. Webster was forced to resign as head seamstress at Needle In The Hay, a local tailor shop, because Deb was always wailing and trying to get at her tits. Les, mailman by day and blithering non-alcoholic beer drinker (O’doul’s) by night, has made quite a name for himself in Swedshon, notorious for swaggering in and out of local saloons in a sloppy manner and dribbling domestic cider on his sweater vests. Mrs. Webster deals with her husband’s drooling by pretending that she doesn’t notice and being the best wife she can be. The two met in high school, while starring in a local production of Peter Pan (Bess played Peter and Les played Malcolm). Mrs. Webster takes pride in being a homemaker, but finds her daughter Deb to be quite the handful. Mrs. Webster chalks it up to typical teenage tomfoolery, but is eagerly awaiting the day that her teen daughter stops wearing outlandish outfits, referring to herself as “Doreen,” and speaks of things other than the merits of being a popular teen.

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